Two crows were flying along slowly minding their own business enjoying the scenery, when all of a sudden out of the blue an F/A-18E/F Super Hornet goes screaming past, barely missing the now somersaulting, and wildly flapping crows.
"Oh my God!" exclaims one crow in surprise. "He was sure moving!"
The other crow replies: "I reckon you would be too if you had two backsides and both of them were alight!"
3. A job well done
The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: "I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning."
"Thank you very much, sir."
4. A perfect fit
A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here.
"Put up your hand if you are the laziest."
When 24 men raised their hands, the Sergeant asked the other man: "Why didn't you raise your hand?"
The man replied: "Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge."
5. From across the pond
The Chief of Staff of the US Air Force decided to personally recruit some pilots and he saw two young twins.
He looked at the first young man and asked: "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?"
The young man looks at him and says: "I'm a pilot!"
The General gets all excited, turns to his aide and says: “Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!"
The aide hustles the young man off. The General looks at the second young man and asks: "What skills to you bring to the Air Force?"
The company commander and the sergeant were in the field. As they go to bed for the night, the first sergeant said: "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
The commander said: "I see millions of stars."
Sgt: "And what does that tell you, sir?"
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Top?"
Sgt: "Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent."
9. Gone Fishin'
A famous Admiral and an equally famous General were fishing together when a sudden storm hit. When it died down both renowned warriors were struggling helplessly in the water.
The Admiral floundered his way back to the boat and pulled himself painfully in. Then he fished out the General, using an oar.
Catching his breath, he puffed: "Please don't say a word about this to anyone. If the Navy found out I can't swim I'd be disgraced."
"Don't worry," the general said. "Your secret is safe. I'd hate to have my men find out I can't walk on water."
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